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You’ve been cooped up for too long and miss hanging out with your buddies. The great thing now is that the worst seems to have passed and normal life is returning to Melbourne. You can now round up your mates and have a proper boys night blow out.
Nothing beats being entertained by gorgeous, semi-naked women who just want to put on a sexy show for your pleasure. You’ll find that kind of entertainment at a gentleman’s club.
If you head out to Melbourne’s CBD, you’ll find a lot of places that have such girls. The signs are everywhere: “Gentlemens clubs or Strip clubs” Which one should you try out? What is the difference between the two anyway? In simple terms a Gentlemen’s club is like a 5 star hotel. It is luxurious, plush, has high customer care standards and is very expensive. It’s the kind of place where the bottled water in the mini-bar may cost what you would pay for a meal at MC Donald’s. You don’t drink it unless you can afford it. A strip club on the other hand is like a small town motel: the rooms are clean and you get the bare essentials: a room, TV and a shower. Gentleman’s clubs and strip clubs are world’s apart. Comparing them is like comparing cheese spread and caviar.
Here are some distinct differences between the two that you may need to know before you take out your wallet.
The Entertainment
You don’t go to a gentleman’s club or a strip club for the music or the food, you go there for the entertainment. Let’s put if plainly: you want to see naked, sexy women.
You can expect a gentlemens club Melbourne to employ high calibre dancers; pros who can do more than twirl around a pole. Guests at a gentlemen’s club have high expectations and money to spend when those expectations are met. So, you can expect drop-dead gorgeous women with great bodies and barely-there outfits doing jaw-dropping things on the stage.
The Atmosphere
If you’ve been to a strip club before, you will be blown over when you enter a gentleman’s club. The atmosphere is completely different, everything looks luxurious and expensive, you might even think that the air you breath in a gentlemans club is different. Strip clubs on the other hand are low-budget entertainment venues. The furniture is cheap, the carpets are dirty and the bathrooms are to be avoided. All of this would be apparent if it weren’t for the dimmed lighting that help to hide the worst things. At a gentlemen’s club you will feel like a VIP the minute you step inside, but at a strip club you have to pay to be treated like a VIP – and that experience lasts 15 to 30 minutes.
Food and Drinks
Some Strip clubs offer buffet but their food isn’t exactly the best. The standard strip club buffet will have tasteless mac and cheese, overcooked burgers and chips, undercooked meat and so on. If it doesn’t look good, it probably won’t taste good or sit well in your stomach.
Gentlemens club Melbourne don’t offer standard buffet items. You can expect a selection of tasty dishes including things like bacon-wrapped shrimp, salmon croquettes, barbecue ribs gourmet burgers, and well-cooked steaks. There’s usual a trained chef shipping up meals and overseeing the kitchen. Gentlemans clubs have well-stocked bars so you can enjoy the entertainment with your favourite drink in hand.
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